one but not the other...

So...

I have conjunctivitis (but not too bad or too contagious that I can't go to work tomorrow). But!!! I don't have lice. This pleases me because lice skeeves me out more than does conjunctivitis. I've had both (several times... ahh, the perils of being around beautiful, brilliant, young germ carriers) and I'd pick the eye one over the hair one every day.

I guess "neither" just wasn't an option for today, eh?

How are you all? ♥